Quotations: witty, wise, and some by women

Most women can't park a car, read a map or judge distances and spaces as well as men. The reason is that these tasks depend on a small area of the brain in the right cerebral hempisphere that controls spatial awareness. Brain scans show that this area is underdeveloped in 9 out of 10 women.

(Alan Pease in "Why men don't listen and why women can't read maps".)

Neil Morrison, Her Majesty's Chief Inspector of Fire Services in Scotland, blames the shortage of female firefighters on women's inability to park fire engines and their poor sense of direction.
(The Week)

"The surest way to be alone is to get married."
(Gloria Steinem)
Well who'd want to spend time with Gloria Steinem?

Being a politician is a form of personality disorder.
(Peter McKay, Daily Mail)

When someone asked Zsa Zsa Gabor who she was going to marry next, she said: "Someone who appreciates the finer things in life, like diamonds, furs and me."
But she married a man, and men only like the simple things in life - like women.